Act Now!
Ladies, listen up because I have the latest and most effective diet, guaranteed to having you drop those unwanted pounds in weeks! No, this isn't one of those Hollywood diets where they tell you to eat nothing but cabbage soup for a week. This diet goes one step further than that. You can lose up to five pounds within two weeks with a combination food poisoning and common cold program. That's right. It is possible!
Take me for example. Two weeks ago I couldn't keep anything down for three days due to food poisoning and this week I'm at home with a cold that has left me bed bound with no appetite. And I have lost a grand total of five pounds!! That's right, FIVE POUNDS. Now I bet you're thinking to yourselves that you can't be as luck as I am and get both food poisoning AND a cold within that time period but with my low low cost program I CAN guaranteed that not only will you get violently sick but you may also start suffering from other ailments resulting in further weight loss.
For only £45.99 I will send you a half cooked hamburger cooked under suspicious conditions and I will bring round a group of sick volunteers to expose you to any virus you want (you can choose a virus from our catalogue online that ranges from the common cold to bronchitis). Act now! Supplies are going fast!
posted by Vanda @ 6:58 PM
3 Comments:
Unbelievable. Here I am, depriving myself of the fatty foods my body craves and walking 3 miles a day, and *you* go and take the easy way out!
Where's the solidarity, sister? ;)
Now I know why you want to go for sushi tomorrow! You just want to go for the chance of losing another 10 pounds! So much for friendship...
(you know I'm kidding, right?)
oh course the other way to loose weight is to cut your leg off , mind that may be a teeny weeny bit extreem for some people ........
weirdland time !!!!!
Hmmm, no new posts for a while. I think this new diet regime may have proved to be ever so slightly lethal.
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