Powerful Bladder

Today at work, one of my co-workers said she knew it was me in the next stall in the loo because of my loud peeing! I was horrified. But then I come home and use my own toilet and it went right through the floor! That's right. I have one hell of a bladder! I wonder if it would be considered a weapon of mass destruction if properly harnessed.

Listen up Ladies!

I have a friend who is looking for a woman who:

1. Is Rich
2. Gorgeous
3. Can Draw
4. Is In a Band
5. Loves Comic Books

If you match this description, CONGRATULATIONS! I have the perfect guy for you. He is:

1. Not Rich
2. Is Not Bad To Look At
3. Appreciates Art
4. Gets Turned On By Women In Bands
5. Loves Comic Books

For further details just leave your email address in the comments section and I'll forward you several inappropriate pictures taken under suspicious circumstances.